They’ve already screwed up the politics there. Now they want to screw up with religion too.
First, Florida just wanted Christian license plates.
Next, Florida tried to insert God (oh I’m sorry, an “Intelligent Designer” (oh I’m sorry, “academic freedom“)) into public school science classes.
Now, they fired a substitute teacher for… wizardry.
All he did was perform a 30-second toothpick vanishing act. Oh, sure, they say he wasn’t a good teacher anyway, but the fact that wizardry is even mentioned is just crazy.
As Dave Barry (who happens to live in Florida) would say, I’m not making this up.
